Obama Wins Democratic Primary

Holy mother of god, Obama is the Democratic Nominee! Crack a friggin dutch, pop a cork or whatever it is you get down with, celebration time is here. I'm not trying to hate on Hillary, but she was seriously starting to harsh my mellow for a second there. Gimme a god damn break, yeah know? Anyway, all the news outlets online have extensive coverage of Obama's victory and the Barack Obama website has all sorts of info. Hell, donate $25 dollars if you are so inclined. Bottles up to the United Stated for once in our damn lives (or at least in the last 8 years) for not acting like a drunken parody of ourselves, and sabotaging our image on the world stage. BOOYA!

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