How to do a Hand Job

First of all let me just get off my chest that I love hand jobs. Phew, it felt good to get that out there. Now lets get on with business. A few months ago I went with some friends to see the Takashi Murakami exhibit at the MOCA in LA. It was fucking great. Apparently what was at steak to most who visited the exhibit was the juxtaposition of art and commerce. I mean the guy set up a Louis Vuitton boutique that sold $10,000 handbags in the middle of a publicly funded art museum; which in my opinion is a pretty admirable middle finger to both the art and consumer worlds. Good for him.

But more than anything it made me horny. There were statues of naked japanese anime figurines squirting milk out of there caricatured fake titties. There was also an anime inspired sculpture of a cumshot, which needless to say made my day. The presentation of the cute post WWII japan and its imperial-american take on perversion really got my libido going. So much so in fact that I was forced to masturbate in the public bathroom in the lobby of the museum. And that is true ladies and gents. I hope that that stands as a testament to the power of the art on display and not as a look into the warped mind of a sexual deviant, but let the chips fall where they may. Thing is, this video here reminded me of that moment, both in its anime characterization of Japanese-ness and in its inappropriately childish sexual context. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.


Notice those big blue-green eyes on that hand job queen? Seems to me that Rock n' Roll and Baseball weren't the only things left behind from the US occupation of Japan. I don't know about yall, but imperialism gives me a boner.